Call the wambulance.
Running for president is tough. Candidates must spend long stretches on the road, devote many hours to sucking up to rich people to raise a boatload of money, and eat tons of bad food. Yet those who take the leap usually don’t whine about all this. But not Ted Cruz. In one of the more unusual fundraising emails of this campaign season, Cruz, a tea party GOP senator from Texas, bitches about the hardships he is forced to endure as an official presidential wannabe.
In the note, Cruz moans that he’s “sacrificing a great deal” to seek the White House. He has less time with his family. He and his wife Heidi, who until recently was a Goldman Sachs executive, are taking a financial hit because of the campaign. His personal time is encroached upon by campaign obligations. (“My days are no longer my own,” he grouses. “Days start before dawn and many times don’t end until early the next morning.”) And, perhaps worst of all, the food is lousy, and—OMG!—campaigning interferes with his sleep needs: “My runoff campaign for the Senate in 2012 took a toll, but now I’m sacrificing even more sleep with long nights and constant travel.”
The only thing that seems to be missing from the solicitation is this: Bwaaaaaaaaa!
But here’s his pitch: if Cruz can suffer through all these awful sacrifices, other “courageous conservatives” can “make an instant and secure sacrificial gift” to his campaign. From $35 to $1000.
In other words, while Cruz is putting up with a “pizza diet” to advance the conservative cause, right-wingers ought to at least kick in the money for his junk food and hotel rooms.
If Cruz is now griping about the lack of sleep, imagine how much he’ll complain if he does become president.
Here’s the email:
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